Intimacy: Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Toolate - 21/12/2016 12:26

Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 15:32 - United States - Acton

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML

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By Gurior - 04/09/2011 07:01 - Canada

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML

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Saturday 31 March 2012 11:33

Surprise!

steve412 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 11:38

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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katlinnichole 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 23:01

He could also have a teenager...

allindstrom94 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:40

slap the bitch

PhilUpMyShake 4

Wednesday 18 April 2012 18:13

I think you just got stood up

mk58 31

Monday 23 April 2012 21:28

Perhaps your wife uses condoms on her sex toys? You never know, so you might want to ask just to be safe.

BFMV1225 7

Tuesday 15 May 2012 14:06

Son? Maybe... You never know

nicknewman 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 2:01

Do you have a son?

nitexshadow 1

Thursday 7 June 2012 14:44

Get rid of the bitch. Dude thats dog and girls like that dont deserve another chance.

ChristineAnn58 8

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:05

I guess that means you don't have kids that could possibly be using condoms...

DecembersShadow 2

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:58

If you have a son/daughter it could belong to them, and they - not wanting to get caught - stuck it in the trash can... Assuming is never good

igotsalover 1

Monday 1 October 2012 20:00

my bf and i used to leave condoms in his neighbor's trash so it might not even be your wifes

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