By riptoofie - 16/01/2010 21:36 - United States

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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coolguyattack 0

Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?

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Incubuss 0

To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?

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goonie85 0

Well hamsters live 3 years at most, so I'm guessing little Toofie was behind the fridge?

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MotherRussia 0

He should have payed his surgeon very well. Would've broke the spell of ageing, and he'd be fine. ( 1 internets if you get the refrence)

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nvrstpsrfn950228 0

californication

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caancoha 0

He must be beefed up to have lasted this long!

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caancoha 0

@15-- Obviously Toofie is totally ripped, that's why the OP's name is riptoofie.

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CallMeHush 0

He was livin large on the lam with Whitey. Yet sadly, Whitey was not with him and the million dollar reward goes unclaimed.

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t0n13 0

Ewwww, wouldnt you smell something horrible.

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chocolateperson1 0

this reminds me of the hamster my parents bought for me for xmas. It died and they had to freeze it before returning it for a refund :)

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