what the hell he must have ran away when he heard what u called him

Well, at least you didn't find him like three weeks later when he was all mushy and half-rotten and decomposing into the carpet. A little pile of bones is better than that.

I don't know about you guys. but I clean my place more than once every four years

I wonder when exactly Toofie died four years ago. I had hamsters when I was little and I remember when the badass one escaped. We finally found him in the closet. He ripped up a piece of paper and used it as a nest to sleep in. He was living off the seeds he took with him from the cage in his cheek pouches. The closet contained the big bags of hamster food we bought so he could have easily chewed through and gotten more. The only thing he was concerned about when we put him back in his cage was water. (He forgot to smuggle water out of the cage too, idiot.) He lived for a full year after that until he died from old age. Maybe Toofie lived for awhile after he escaped...

I would be even more weirded out if it was alive.

oh lol is it live anyways I had a hamster that ran away 6 months and I got a new girl hamster and she ran away like 2 months ago and had babies yesterday

that's pretty crazy..I guess n never really ran away

toofie?

yeah who the hell names their pet toofie?

if he was alive then this isn't a fml at all. if dead....then that sucks for you