By riptoofie - 16/01/2010 21:36 - United States

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 002
You deserved it 4 977

Same thing different taste

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Was he like, a hardcore, badass-looking wild hamster that doesn't afraid of anything?

To be blunt, how did you not smell Toofie rotting?

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 dude you named it toofie ...I wouldve escaped too

Oh my goodness, that's hilarious, but that's so sad.

rofl what kinda name is toofie? but RIP toofie either way :) how could u have not smelled dead animal?

Damn This remember about my hamster I had a few years ago we found him 2 weeks later dead in the coach but then we had another one my cousin squished it to death :( . Was yours dead or alive though.

1st fail: you named the bloody thing toofie 2nd fail: you have no sense of smell 3rd fail: your not intelligent enough to keep the animal securely locked up 1 2 3=EPIC FAIL

1. And if you had one you'd name it hammie, wouldn't you unoriginal little prick? 2. Who said it was laying in the open? Put some dirty socks on the floor and smell it. Now put it up against your nose. Consider location you ignorant. 3. Keep a hamster yourself, see how long you can keep it alive. Some are intelligent enough to break out. Just because you're too immature to be able to have one doesn't make you a know it all. 1 2 3 = EPIC FAIL COMMENTOR

Kayia_fml 0

poor hamster it never had a chance

txhorns5 3

that sucks! u think u wouldve smelt him first!