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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

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Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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xlostwithoutu 0

Friday 22 January 2010 13:12

Well tHat's just disgusting... u have a terrible mother and a terrible boyfriend FYL

CYNNER 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:42

Indeed. thats horrible. you need to kick him.... repeatedly

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thefirstAvenger 6

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:55

this reminds me of the fml where the mom is flirting with the girls boyfriend and when she is confronted about she screams "dont you dare ruin this for me!" lol :P

pwnmaster9000 0

Friday 14 October 2011 5:24

What the ******* ****?!?!

patzz12 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 2:34

Wow......

patzz12 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 2:34

Wow......

RubyRedHead 0

Friday 25 November 2011 2:25

Hot mom ?

LaZiBoi9 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:24

Hes a legend!

gizmo92 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:00

Does op's name happen to be Stacey? Cause Stacey's mum has got it going on ....

GRACEN17 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 4:54

Was he drunk? Are cheating on you with your mom?

burnsie22 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:00

Did you join?

nateisbeast 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 6:58

THREESOME!(:

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