Love: Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Friday 22 January 2010 13:12

Well tHat's just disgusting... u have a terrible mother and a terrible boyfriend FYL

CYNNER 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:42

Indeed. thats horrible. you need to kick him.... repeatedly

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funoneemily 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:40

kick him in the balls and destroy all ur moms make up then let's see if he still wants to kiss that bitch haha

KILLME321 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 21:20

Dude dis is gross! But I feel 4 u I hope u dumped his a** n confronted ur mother! Best of luck

flyingcowsgomoo 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:58

wdffuqk?! that sucks ;; fyl indeed o.0

xMegan96 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 23:30

that ******* sucks.

fuzzypeachnation 4

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:14

Well I guess it just runs in the family...

karleighpaige 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:05

that's just sick. fyl

broadwaygirl22 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:31

cougar!

cyanidesandwich 21

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:17

haha your boyfriend probably thinks your mom is a MILF

Miouya 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 20:50

so milf

sullivan123 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:35

damn. I punch them both in the face

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