Miscellaneous: Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had...

By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By vegasman20002 - 18/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Garden City

Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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cessily 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:11

I happen to be taking a crap right now

captainbj2 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

who pays for the bathroom? I think it is HIS bathroom....

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KaylieBieber13 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

so what my house has only one bathroom!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:23

Bieber's with Selena. Back OFF!!

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:28

And then I got dibs! On Selena though, but I wouldn't mind being with Justine though ;).

mikescotty 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

haha stinky poop

LunaNstars 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:51

haha stinky feet

mikescotty 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:17

poop

Person1233 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:10

What are you, 9?

mikescotty 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 22:19

no 9 3/4

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

suck it

giveitdub 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

eww, that sucks!

crymore007 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 10:09

yeah ikr OPs life is so ****** her dad took a dump in her bathroom

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:15

I bet you're... SOOO FREAKIN' PISSED.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:58

I love white chicks!!!

kittty26 3

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:36

lmfao ikr i love that moviee . especially the part at the club where they have a dance comp with the song It's Tricky XD

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:22

Me too, but I'd most likely prefer the part where Terry Crews is raving with a glow stick and a whistle. It gets me laughing every time.

cupcakegirl93 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:15

revenge time ! do the same thing ! take a shit in his bathroom and when he asks give the same answer ! :P

anonymou5e 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:19

Not his bathroom, do it the good way: in the shower he uses daily, then lock your own bathroom's door. THAT's revenge.

cupcakegirl93 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:20

haha ya true! xD

kkmwong 11

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:16

Take a crap in his washroom.

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:21

Your bathroom?? You're living at your parents, show some respect princess.

LunaNstars 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:53

girls become possessive over things they use for more than one day. it's a natural behavior

whittikers 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:55

stereotype: SOME girls not girls in general

jaxalyn 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:20

I like your attitude. haha it's nice.

Mach10 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:20

All the ones I've met, anyway... At which point does a stereotype become axiomatic?

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:21

I keep my cat box in my kids bathroom. they don't like it, but o well, I pay the bills.

iSurf_fml 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:51

That's how it's done.

jillianmathers12 13

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:22

lol my dad does that ALL the time! If this is the first time, you better get use to it!

lexxxijade 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 19:18

My mom does that to me!

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