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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By vegasman20002 - 18/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Garden City

Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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Never going to live this down

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I went up to take a shower. I typically go to the bathroom first, I take a mega dump, then flush the toilet. Not only wouldn't the toilet flush but I found out my parents only keep one plunger on hand. It was in the downstairs bathroom. My dad came upstairs and plunged the toilet while I stood there naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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cessily 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:11

I happen to be taking a crap right now

captainbj2 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

who pays for the bathroom? I think it is HIS bathroom....

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LikeaPRESIDENT 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:45

I'm about to take a poop

IAmACoolCat 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 0:51

Yeah, except you guys don't understand. He was in there for a half an hour.

TheRealHouse 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:11

OP?! Hi OP!! idk why but I love when the OP comments on thier own FML :)

IAmACoolCat 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:30

Hi.

captainbj2 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:52

so? his house, he can be in there all day if he wants.

dbt88 15

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:29

hope there's a working fan in there.

kelixo24 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:13

then take a big dump in his bathroom

jorankay411 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:22

If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me... I could build another bathroom. : /

Camillams 2

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:49

You have your own bathroom!?! You lucky bastard :)

LakenReilly 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:49

ewwww

rocketslider 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:06

Mr. Perfect has to poop too, he's human.

Winning_Duh 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:08

At least he cares....

ripjohnlennon 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:10

get the **** over it dude, it's his house..

angelofmusic89 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:10

Why are you complaining? You have your own bathroom. My house only has ONE and we all share it. Try having to use it after both your dad and brother use it. Ugh...I hate burrito night at my house.

Khyle1396 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 2:23

I'm scared of burrito night. X_x

Person1233 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:14

Have you tried using a bathroom after it becomes a fishmarket? It is NOT just men who can make a bathroom smell.

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