By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
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permannator 10

Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"

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DanqGirlxoxo 13

While he is sleeping , just fart on his eye , and tell him , "Yes , it's exactly what it looks like." Walk out the room and high five yourself.

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crazytwinsmom 25

My teen son farted on my husband's pillow, but with clothes on. Still disgusting but not quite as bad.

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etishuman22 32

I have two younger brothers and this is a normal joke in our house. I just hope to God that they never actually have done it to me out of anger....

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RedPillSucks 31

Was this, per chance, his reaction to you telling him "No" to sex because "but honey, we're married now"??

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freshko21 6

He doesn't want your head up there, he wants it down there. So that's why he did that!

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russianspy1234 11

So what was it then?

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beneathitallxx 15

LMFAO that's disgusting yet so funny. Sounds like my boyfriend.

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