By Thanks Honey - 05/06/2013 15:08 - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 605
You deserved it 5 196

Same thing different taste

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Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"

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What would even have to be processed through his mind to make him even consider doing that, let alone doing it, I know there are weird people out there but that's just messed up. Should have taken a photo and kept it, then hold it against him forever

jessicajackson_fml 8

Of Course not it never seems that Way Untill you Smell it

yellohgawd 3

Congratulations. You have one more child than you thought you had.

Dusty_Busters 15

Why? What could he possibly be thinking

Now I really wanna know his explanation!

Swap his pillow case with yours.. That'll fix him

tehdarkness 21

Hahaha hahah hahahah... I'm sorry, that made me laugh! FYL though 100%

Lmao this sounds like something my fiancé would do to me. I think it's cute that he feels he can be his silly self with me. :-) I love him for exactly who he is an always will lol even if it means taking bared assed farts on my pillows or in my face.