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By Username - 03/03/2010 16:34 - France

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 15:00

Today, after fasting for 24 hours and drinking 2 buckets of laxatives, my doctor's office notified me that my colonoscopy had been cancelled. I'd just finished the prep by taking the fart pills, and now have the cleanest colon ever. A lot of time spent on the toilet that I’ll never get back though. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 14:50 - Canada

Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML

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By CarrieBerrie - 14/08/2020 17:01

Today, after being woken up with the intense urge to go to the bathroom, and having gone to the bathroom three times in the last hour, I finally realized I took two laxatives instead of two Midol. My ass is on fire. FML

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By Rob - 16/10/2009 01:59 - France

Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said, "Have fun!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 22:01

Today, I had planned to do a twenty-minute colon cleanse enema for weight loss. Instead, I woke up in the middle of the night with uncontrollable diarrhea that’s still going strong. Eight hours and counting. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML

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By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

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By firegirl - 05/07/2018 15:00

Today, I finally got over a long bout of constipation. I was scared to ask my mom for laxatives because I had the feeling she would tell all her friends, but on the 6th day of absolutely no bowel movements, I caved. I later overheard my mom telling all her friends. FML

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:05

What the ****?!?

Taipan_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:06

I didn't know Batman used that. Huh. Learn sumthin new every day.

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shananigans 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:38

*Looks at your name* Oh the irony... xD

purplemnm 9

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:41

Holy liquid shit, Batman.

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:53

Were you singing Chocolate Rain when you figured this out?

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:53

What the ****

icanspellgud 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:53

that's the point |:

shakenbake93 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:00

old school batman! FTW!!!

Resquall 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:11

Hey, I mean, you misspelled shenanagins.

gurlucrazy 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:26

how the **** did this get past the moderators? you are a dumbass and I hope that you never post anything ever again.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:30

bahahahaha! OP, I actually cracked up. Reminds me of the (board) game, Curses. FYL OP, but at least you have a sense of humor about it.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:30

YDI for taking pills that you didn't know the effect of.

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