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By chaoticnh - 24/06/2011 09:57 - Austria

Today, I found out how it feels to have my groin catch fire due to a magic trick going wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 18:00

Today, after many hours of practice, I tried to demonstrate my magic tricks to my friends. What wasn't part of the show was accidentally setting my pants on fire and having to put it out with a glass of red wine. FML

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By 117halo12345 - 17/12/2015 21:37 - United States - Sedgewickville

Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML

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Ouch, ouch, ouch

By Teh_Moo_fml - 13/03/2021 00:30

Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML

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Nuts

By Painful - 05/10/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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Testing, testing

By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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Fire hasard

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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iLazy 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:11

Sounds hot

DocBastard 38

Friday 24 June 2011 16:20

For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*

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DocBastard 38

Friday 24 June 2011 16:20

For my next amazing trick, I'll make my pubes disappear! *POOF* Ta da!! *applause*

neoncupcakez 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:38

^ win

Lostdonut 3

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:35

^^ Lol you forgot the agonizing scream :) but still a WIN!

moe1499 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:20

daaaaamn

iwishicould 7

Friday 24 June 2011 16:21

were you performing the trick? or somebody else? if it was you YDI, if it was someone else FYL.

64ponygirl 1

Friday 24 June 2011 17:49

sounds like Gob.

dasfro 2

Friday 24 June 2011 16:21

Ya I am extremely curious as to what trick involves flames near ur dick?

strochenakilo23 0

Friday 24 June 2011 17:15

lmfaoo same here

pieintheface 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:29

I've never heard of the flaming dick trick...

CallMeHush 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:34

Please say this is going to end up on YouTube.

YayFlameWarz 9

Friday 24 June 2011 16:39

Was Disco Inferno playing in the background?

TacoDog 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:41

Did you get too cocky OP?

practicesafesax 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:46

Looks like someone should find a new hobby...

kaitlynnmarie97 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:49

I'm sorry.

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Same thing different taste

Liar liar

Ouch, ouch, ouch

Nuts

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Testing, testing

Fire hasard

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