Intimacy: Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex,...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 14:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Rob - 06/06/2012 16:02 - United States - Neoga

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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Sunday 7 March 2010 20:08

LMFAO

mzmiff132 1

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

hopefully u slapped him for that lol that's mad nasty

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BangOut 2

Monday 15 March 2010 17:08

SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUCHH WIINNNNNNN EVEN CAPS LOCK CAN'T EXPRESSSS ITTT!

mmlover101 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:43

ewwwww gross!

Angeledice 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:01

This is hilarious!!! I would sneak up and try to get it off him to give him a decent smacking back! Lols in the bedroom = good!

dirtysoapflakes 2

Friday 19 March 2010 19:11

Lol! My boyfriend did the same thing to me, so i grabbed it from him, and stuffed it into his mouth. mwa ha ha

kristinaaaaa 0

Monday 22 March 2010 22:09

Hahahha, my boyfriend does this to me too often...

min_candy 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 3:05

bitch slapped with a condom~

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Thursday 1 April 2010 1:24

i wonder what happened next lmfao

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Tuesday 13 April 2010 2:18

LMAOAOAO!!!!!! Winrarrrr!

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Sunday 18 April 2010 5:47

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING thts pretty messed up but frigging HILARIOUS

antonioohama 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 3:44

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