By KyngJulian - 23/04/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
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tygerarmy 35

Well clearly it's time to stop.. watering down your drinks with so much ice.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

You simply might be an ice lover, not an alcoholic.

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alycion 38

Just make sure not to abuse your SO like you abuse your ice maker by calling an ex and confessing your undying love.

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perdix 29

#18, or maybe avoid confessing your love of your wine chiller in front of your current ice-maker? Asocial Douche strikes again!

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oj101 33

Ice makers are pretty temperamental.

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sinn3r76 9

Drink BEER no ice required

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strawberrywine22 30

Since when?? Warm beer is foul!

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strawberrywine22 30

Edit: I just realized I was dumb when I replied. I thought you meant beer was okay warm, for some reason it didn't occur to me that I drink plenty of cold beer without ice, lol!

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Kylienne 5

Practically all of Europe drinks warm beer: it can't be THAT bad.

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Kylienne 5

Of course not. Would 'room temperature' or 'cool' be a more accurate description?

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sinn3r76 9

I would think he'll be smart enough to get it cold before drinking

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icemand90 17

alcoholics go to meetings, you sir, are a drunk. its ok, we are a merry bunch :)

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Enslaved 36

Time to buy a few bags of ice. ***Personally, I have an ice addiction problem too. I'm so picky about my ice that my filtered ice maker at home still won't do. Hate those cloudy half moon shape ones! All my drinks must have what I call "good ice". In other words, the store bought kind. :P

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GothickNihilist 15

I'm so glad , that I am not the only picky person when it comes to ice . Just something about perfect filtered ice, that makes whatever you're drinking taste so much better!

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vde_fml 15

If you have realised it, then it's gonna be ok.

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