By KyngJulian - 23/04/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
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tygerarmy 35

Well clearly it's time to stop.. watering down your drinks with so much ice.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

You simply might be an ice lover, not an alcoholic.

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jlynpa 10

I think what you need is one of those industrial frozen Drink makers to cure your "problem";) Mai tais anyone? It'll keep up!

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StEpHiE1226 12

This happens at my house too. After my AA meetings we found a liquor store that sells bags of ice!

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finch01 18

u just need a faster one...

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Schiffy 18

Sounds more like a patience problem than an alcohol problem....

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whY402Jay 12

Not necessarily an alcoholic. Trust me. It also depends on what you wer drinking and why.

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seacadet 18

As an Irishman... I consider this a win.

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Xotoolyxo 16

At least you realized it before someone had to tell you

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outoftown 26

One more step, OP: "Today, I found out I AM an alcoholic." My condolences to your icemaker.

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