By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

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Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
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Youre_A_Pussy 19

I don't think babies are the magical cure to a marriage :P

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karmicqueene 18

People seem to think that divorce is pretty frivolous if something like a baby is a 'sign they should stay together'. If people aren't required to get married for a child, they don't have to stay together for one. Maybe the reason for the divorce were completely justified. Human biological function doesn't override everything else.

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602offroad 12

Sounds like you got the ultimate, to remember me by, memento.

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xjoshi121 0

YDI. Especially if you were already talking about separating and making it your last time, use a condom.

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mariri9206 32

you don't know that they didn't, jerk.

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ellyhan 11

This is why break up sex is a stupid idea.

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kilzochaos 0

That is how I was born.. Don't stress it too much, I think it's better than the kid having to live through a divorce..

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WD_Stevens 22

That's practically identical to the first part of a film plot of mine. Glad to know it isn't that far fetched.

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