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By goodbye-college - 15/08/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 356

You deserved it 5 244

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By itsme - 08/07/2019 04:00

Today, we got a letter regarding my sister's college career and an appointment she was required to go to. This seems fitting, since she's a senior in high school, or at least she would be if she hadn't passed away a little over a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 866

You deserved it 118

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 559

You deserved it 3 492

By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 370

You deserved it 3 663

By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 837

You deserved it 1 603

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 164

You deserved it 11 274

By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 611

You deserved it 2 449

By Lizziebelle - 01/12/2016 08:07 - United States - Seattle

Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 849

You deserved it 765

By ... - 07/02/2014 20:30 - United States - Glen Carbon

Today, I told my professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 804

You deserved it 4 072

By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 23:21 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 975

You deserved it 1 692

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 931

You deserved it 3 940

knibbsy 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:06

You must end the horse. An unfortunate accident would work.

acantha69 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:12

Someone else paying for their college ed wasn't even an option for 90% of the people I know. Get a loan, get a job, pay for it yourself.

Comments

MustangFilly77 9

Monday 16 August 2010 7:03

#187, some should do that to you! And FYI, horses won't sleep through you doing that, they're not logs...

Sharpie_08 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:08

turn that ****** into glue!

lillyloco 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:11

I hav a hors and I had to giv up a bunch of stuf 4 it...mostly my time. But nothin THAT bad. I'm sory OP, but you cood alwayz get a skolorshipp, right?

sanitizzer 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:13

I MODERATED THIS ONE

biggizzil 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:36

190 that is the greats comment so true.

chubz4life20 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:38

agreed with 201. maybe also start wit nite classes which r cheaper?

ChicaChica5683 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:45

hope the horse feels better/gets better. ur being insensitive!!! I have a pony and if she rly needed surgery I would not go to college for her!!!!!:(

Jimmy5215 0

Monday 16 August 2010 8:14

Thats messed up

Jimmy5215 0

Monday 16 August 2010 8:14

Thats messed up

ScrSprStrr33 0

Monday 16 August 2010 8:16

at least the horse will be okay, (:

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