wow...**** his life, he has problems. Hasn't he heard of ****? (I would say prostitutes, but I'd like to spare them from having sex with a creep like this)

Cowincidence? I can't spell xD

Just remember never to turn your back on him.

Fake but funny lmfao

#81 polls say that like 97% of guys do it. And 3% are compulsive liars. I think 87% was the number they put up for women. Apparently women are more likely to lie to an anonymous pollster than men.

A lot of guys ********** while thinking of girls/guys they want to 'do it' with. The only way this constitutes for him being a creep is if he knew you could hear him. But nevertheless FYL for having to sleep next door to a guy who masturbates at the image of you. Just stay away from him.

Well, possibly flattering? But, creepy as well.... consider moving?

um........congratulations? like many posters have said before me, bang on the wall and yell 'I CAN HEAR YOU, DUDE! NOT COOL!' you should take it as a compliment, at least he doesn't want to kill you.

There are a lot of people with your name, I'm sure. And I doubt he said you first AND last name while masturbating. Quite full of yourself.

ummm that's not scary at all if i was you i would run away far away