By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks 120 749
You deserved it 5 717

Same thing different taste

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LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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omg! he's reached a whole new level of creeper.

Lol, I dun get why girls act so stuck up when dealing with guy matters. #1 Yes almost all guys jack off. #2 Yes most guys have fantasies about women they know. #3 Yes it is creepy that you heard, but why stay in the room and actually listen unless you think it's flattering. #4 Yes, it might be weird interacting with him, but make it clear that you have no feelings for him at all or tell him flat out that you heard him faping it and moaning your name he will stop. Man, I swear women are so self absorbed... be a little open minded for once.

marlux 0

well you could have heard something like him having a conversation and use your name in a turn off kind of way like *i would think of rosy o donald before her* so its a complement

FAKE if this is not a fake, you had better call the police.

#113 got me laughing hysterically. haha that's one way to have him stop!

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Lmfao #113 :p Thats kinda creepy though. I'd be creeped out.

it could be worse..you could be a dude and have him call your name...

well regardless i guess you should be flattered... you should also request a transfer or something though....

and good idea @#113.... unless he's cute, then maybe you should talk to him