By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML
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catfan tells us more.

catfan 4

Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.

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thatgirlkat 9

That tells you what she's doing in the shower.

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Vnzlan_girl 10

Those shower heads are only after one thing!

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mythicaltimes 15

More info please! Is she preggo or think. she's preggo. Either way that sucks.

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JMichael 25

Yep, I think it's time to have that awkward conversation with your daughter.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Yes, the birds and the beads of water talk.

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bobo_the_bear 5

Congratulations. Do you know yet if she is going to have a faucet or a drain?

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graceinsheepwear 33

That's what you get for buying your showerhead at Wal-Mart. Teenage pregnancy.

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icepick23 12

So she masturbates in the shower...so what? Many of us started that around the same age. Just try eating a wix.

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poppet91 4

Maybe you shouldn't post this on a worldwide website?

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monnanon 13

yes becuase they are so easily identifiable from a few sentences online.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

I'm more concerned by the fact that she's 13 and pregnant than why she think she got it in the first place...

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monnanon 13

she is not pregnant. she thinks she is.

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HotRose 18

#113, we don't know that yet. Not enough information to go one way or the other.

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monnanon 13

why am i the only one who thinks the answer is perfectly obvious. i really dont see how she could be pregnany and dumb enough to blame the shower head. surely there is much better believable excuses to use.

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Fou_Lou 20

If you havent talked about sexuality with her. YDI. If not you should do it again. Its the Responsibility of the parents to get their children educated about that stuff.

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skitzymew 19

Most parents wait until the period to chat about that sort of thing. It's not entirely OPs fault, I'm sure that talk came shortly after the daughter said what she did.

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