By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML
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catfan 4

Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.

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thatgirlkat 9

That tells you what she's doing in the shower.

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Enslaved 36

Shower of gold? Knocked up my a modern day Zeus? When I was a teen, my mom used to tell me that I could get pregnant from sitting opposite ends in a bathtub with a boy because sperm travels. I had to find out everything on my own.

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jude_iscariot 7

Maybe, in a roundabout way, it did? Perhaps she blew her bf (or any dude) in the shower and he came on her face... And then when she washed it off with the showerhead........

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perdix 29

Then, sue the showerhead company for child support. They probably have deeper pockets than the scumbags who have been ******* a 13-year-old girl. I can't wait to see the episode on Maury: a nervous-looking showerhead, sitting there dripping, and Maury says, "You…ARE the father!"

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BigDogMatt 13

I'm confused, is she trying to use that excuse for being pregnant? Or is she just worried because she was caught in the shower?

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Brayson 12

I don't think I would feel comfortable or clean knowing what my child does with a showerhead that the whole family uses. So in that aspect of the FML. FYL OP.

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showmeyourears 19

It's not like she's sticking the whole thing up her ******. She's most likely just spraying her clit so the shower head wouldn't even be touching her lady parts.

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Brayson 12

That is probably true. But just thought thought of my 13 year old daughter using it to ********** with is just a bit gross to me. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

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skitzymew 19

71, what else is a 13 year old supposed to use for masturbation other than her fingers? Be thankful she's not using carrots or cucumbers, or even other household items and getting an infection.

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Brayson 12

That is a very good point. Didn't think about that.

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ViviMage 38

The better question is is she pregnant with a baby or a bidet?

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