Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By Foreveralone - 22/07/2016 08:54 - United States - Hartford

Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML

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By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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Plans

By not invited - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Appleton

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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FOMO

By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 16:00

Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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#rude

By friendless - 19/03/2018 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I invited my only friend to my birthday party and she said no, not because she couldn’t go, but because she didn’t want to. FML

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lyssa61189 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:15

I think it's time for a new best friend

llllight 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:26

she threw herself 3 separate birthday parties? She sounds like a spoiled bitch. You are better off without her.

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senorpenor 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:25

two possibilities 1. you are a massive loser tool and the person was only friends with you for sentimental purposes OR 2. it's made up. I'm going with 2. I mean, 3 parties? wtf?

iPhanny 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:42

D:< Pft she's not a real friend.

golden130 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:04

yeah...reality check: that's not your friend.

Me27 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:10

That's not a friend.

crayons_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:11

oh yeah great best friend. ditch the bitch

squeaksx24 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:33

Yeah, really. Without a doubt, time to get a new best friend.

lilibette_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:41

sounds like a bitch.

Oriina 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:55

I know a few people who throw multiple parties for their birthday ... all arrogant assholes, I assure you. Find some new friends. But first, throw three parties, invite everyone you know, and then make sure to mention the party but not invite your "best" friend.