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Who the **** throws three birthday parties for themselves over one weekend? What a ******* snotty bitch. You're better off without her. No one likes a snob.
nice friend you got there
im hungry
She is not your best friend.
You need to find a new best friend when that happens.
I think FML should show the age of posters so I can immediately not pay attention to teenage drama crap. However, if you are college age or above, sucks.
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I think it's time for a new best friend
she threw herself 3 separate birthday parties? She sounds like a spoiled bitch. You are better off without her.