By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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2XxMoNsTeRxX2 0

Geez! What kind of lotion r u using!? :O

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arysmomee 2

you are dumb for spending that much on face lotion

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kimono_fml 17

some people have different standards in skin care than others. some don't have skin care routines at all. you're probably one of those people, judging by that large visible zit in between your eyes

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nvo 6

Sounds like he owes you a bottle...

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shots1996 8

Thats some costly wankin. Go get some cheap ass lotion like evryone else is sayin or some lube and maybe you should try cheaper lotion

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Stoneyyay 5

at least his rooster will be nice n soft for ya ;)

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zine_fml 5

Sounds like someone isn't satisfying him in the bedroom if he still jerkin off....

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oskieeee 0

If u did it for him he wouldn't need 90$ lotion in the first place

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dapheronixx03 6

who buys 90$ moisturizer?

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