Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has...

By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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KingOfOreos 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

creamcheese724 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

****** dentata

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EZ2XLR8 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:19

and this is an FML how?

sirsocal 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:31

nice image I got when I heard ****** teeth

destineemercedes 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:16

haven't you ever watched that movie "teeth" if not you should and would understand 0_o

SLC_grumpypants 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:31

WTF?? He's obviously been watching some weird ****

YouBoat 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:27

No...just the movie Teeth.

margar83 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:37

U need to watch the movie "****** Dentada" LMFAO!!!!

bubbles1996 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:02

omg thats because of the f'ed up movie called teeth or something!!!!!

buckeye08 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:07

Well, someone has seen the movie "Teeth"... that bites.

jamjelly386 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:17

interesting movie; teeth

8sq 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:40

don't worry it only matters if you floss it. you floss right?

Snowbat4u 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:54

I always have said that Vaginas are "Venus Fly Traps" because you don't know when it is gonna snap on you!

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