Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has...

By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

creamcheese724 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

****** dentata

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lucy7368 2

Friday 22 July 2011 3:48

Best. Movie. Ever.

glennborg 2

Friday 22 July 2011 4:29

A friend and I feel responsible for this somewhat. we decided that "choach" meant a pussy with teeth and made a lot of people laugh with it. Sorry! the shit you caused 20 years ago catches up eventually.

hallegrl 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:08

The movie "Teeth" has obviously ruined him....

bubba75 0

Friday 22 July 2011 6:16

He got that from a movie!!!

bpjew32 0

Friday 22 July 2011 7:20

teeth is the cariest movie ever! i do the same.... u never know....

falconwest80 0

Friday 22 July 2011 7:56

he watched that movie "Teeth" lmao

solarrunner 16

Friday 22 July 2011 8:29

"Teeth" was a fun movie :P

iBiteMe 0

Friday 22 July 2011 9:14

thats movie was crazy , your boyfriend is one smart cookie lol

kenzilane 0

Friday 22 July 2011 9:24

after I watched that movie I was sure to check to!

shagoopi 2

Friday 22 July 2011 9:56

does he think they vampires have more fangs ?

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Bzz bzz bitch!

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