Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has...

By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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KingOfOreos 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

creamcheese724 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

****** dentata

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tal26ful 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:33

hahaha dentata

CanadianMuse 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:11

Finally, a guy who watched "Teeth"!

kduubb 7

Monday 25 July 2011 2:06

i was also waiting to see who would make a connection to tht movie(x

kduubb 7

Monday 25 July 2011 2:06

i was also waiting to see who would make a connection to tht movie(x

QBGirl123 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:47

Oh my gosh that was the first thing i thought of !

Cathica 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:36

Euw what the hell are ****** teeth?!

kenzietakesall 7

Monday 25 July 2011 4:27

it's not supposed to have teeth?

Lovelyfailure 16

Monday 25 July 2011 22:12

Haha, win. At least he doesn't want his junk bitten off.. Anyway, I'm betting he's seen the movie Teeth. That's some freaky stuff, from what I hear.

RiDER1111 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:14

have you seen that movie? I don't blame him

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:57

He was looking for Megatron.

_karolina 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:49

Soooo. Either your boyfriend is really gullible, OR he has a sense of humour, and you don't.

sicnesses 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:54

that movie is some scary stuff.. a nightmare for all men

Magnimus 4

Friday 29 July 2011 1:35

****** dentata!!! Lol

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Today, it's been a few months ago since we finally got the divorce we’ve wanted for years. He seems to have forgotten our shared photo library as he just uploaded a bunch of photos of all his disgusting sexual exploits, including the threesome he always wanted. Meanwhile, I can’t get so much as a second date. FML

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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Today, my aunt keeps calling me to come and settle her baby for her, because I’m the only one she sleeps for. Seriously, she’ll sleep for hours when I hold her, but anyone else and she’ll scream. I don’t even like kids and the constant disruptions to my childfree life aren’t helping change my opinion. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

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Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML

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