Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has...

By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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KingOfOreos 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

creamcheese724 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

****** dentata

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tal26ful 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:33

hahaha dentata

CanadianMuse 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:11

Finally, a guy who watched "Teeth"!

kduubb 7

Monday 25 July 2011 2:06

i was also waiting to see who would make a connection to tht movie(x

kduubb 7

Monday 25 July 2011 2:06

i was also waiting to see who would make a connection to tht movie(x

QBGirl123 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:47

Oh my gosh that was the first thing i thought of !

Cathica 8

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:36

Euw what the hell are ****** teeth?!

kenzietakesall 7

Monday 25 July 2011 4:27

it's not supposed to have teeth?

Lovelyfailure 16

Monday 25 July 2011 22:12

Haha, win. At least he doesn't want his junk bitten off.. Anyway, I'm betting he's seen the movie Teeth. That's some freaky stuff, from what I hear.

RiDER1111 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:14

have you seen that movie? I don't blame him

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:57

He was looking for Megatron.

_karolina 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:49

Soooo. Either your boyfriend is really gullible, OR he has a sense of humour, and you don't.

sicnesses 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:54

that movie is some scary stuff.. a nightmare for all men

Magnimus 4

Friday 29 July 2011 1:35

****** dentata!!! Lol

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Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

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Today, my date took nearly 10 minutes to get an erection, had to be shown where the entrance to my vagina was, since he kept missing it and poking me in the thigh, he orgasmed after only 3 thrusts, fell asleep straight away, then an hour later had the nerve to ask if I’d had fun too. FML

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Today, I was telling my fiancée about my Hashimoto's symptoms when my MIL to-be said, "You must be drinking too much alcohol. My aunt had a goiter and it only swelled when she drank, usually bourbon or beer." She then walked out of the room, perfectly content with her "diagnosis." FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

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Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting my death. FML

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Today, I woke up in a closet of a four-star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I'm a secondary school teacher and I've been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4 a.m. this morning and it's now 1 p.m. in the afternoon. FML

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Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted, "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML

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