By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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KingOfOreos 0

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

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horrorfreak79nj 2

He probably does it because he thinks it's 'funny.'. I'm sure he mistakes other things (Foamy the Squirrel, Monty Python, the Rocky Horror Picture Show & Glee) as funny and/or entertaining as well; but we all know that's not the case & all those things are terrible You may wanna dump him now & get this over with.

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famesetmatch1234 0

you meanie. I

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Swishmantastic87 0

****** Dentata. The shit is real look it up.

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cimh 9

oh sh*** I just looked it up because of your comment! Cannot believe it - it actually is real!

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MerrikBarbarian 9

uh, not really. check your sources peeps! yes, in theory it could happen if a woman developed a teratoma in her vag... but I can't say I've seen a real case.

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selbow 3

wtf are ****** teeth, and no I haven't seen the movie 'teeth'

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kimmykimkiwi 3

Theres a movie about this, i forgot what its called though...

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Mad_Alien 8

two words : dental dam

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selbow 3

this was included in wikipedias explanation of ****** dentana --> The ****** dentata appears in the myths of several cultures. Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which "a fish inhabits the ****** of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her ******, and so makes her into a woman."[1]

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shenaniganry 3

So, that sounds as though the Mother is only considered a tame, 'proper' woman when a man has sex with her. After which, she belongs to him.

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OfficeNinja 5

stop dating idiots. YDI for looking for love from people who ride the short bus to specialville.

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brunettegurly 0

guys it's from a weird dentist movie where a girl gets a tooth installed in her vag

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deadbabyjesus 2

that is from a b rated horror movie where some chick has teeth ohm her ******. every time she bangs it bites off their **** and they die. called " Teeth" I believe. Too funny..

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