Animals: Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By jackskellington - 11/02/2015 04:34 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Person in Alaska with a Ferret - 04/03/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:42 - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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You deserved it 8 211

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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RinaRina 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:33

Oh wow... eating rabbits is normal but eating your childs beloved pet rabbit is SICK! the fact he ate the pet his daugther had cuddled and loved and would have hated to see die..... killing your kids pet is plain sick nomatter where ó_ò

afdude87 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:11

he did run away, to your dads stomach.

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mooxo 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:11

thats disgusting

Super_Salo 0

Monday 8 August 2011 4:41

What the ****!!!

theFullmonty1394 4

Friday 12 August 2011 22:54

What a boss.

bcih 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 5:25

that's really creepy.

hannahlovesyouu 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:43

that's horribleD:

briissocoollike 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:16

Kill da wabbit

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Sunday 9 October 2011 4:45

is ur dadjapanese lol???

MikaylaGill 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:15

I agree, your life sucks.

whitecloud197 0

Monday 7 November 2011 5:52

Oh Snap ! That sucks !!

rich106 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:46

Ate... Your father ate your rabbit. What. The. ****.

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