Animals: Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By jackskellington - 11/02/2015 04:34 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Person in Alaska with a Ferret - 04/03/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:42 - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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RinaRina 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:33

Oh wow... eating rabbits is normal but eating your childs beloved pet rabbit is SICK! the fact he ate the pet his daugther had cuddled and loved and would have hated to see die..... killing your kids pet is plain sick nomatter where ó_ò

afdude87 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:11

he did run away, to your dads stomach.

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iluvmusic8128 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 23:32

g-d, wat r u gonna do wen he eats ur mom?

soog2 5

Friday 23 March 2012 2:57

Holy ****!!

greenorange75 8

Monday 14 May 2012 22:41

Jeez! Is your father Welsh or something?!

BCrazzi 9

Wednesday 30 May 2012 0:54

..........

merrielp 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:58

Rabbit tastes AWESOME

kristophen 3

Saturday 11 August 2012 20:03

Haha!!!!!!! Suck it

loltroll667 10

Thursday 6 September 2012 6:15

You know what? I'm utterly speechless right now. Punch that motherf****r in the stomach. Definitely, FYL. And tell him he's a sick f***.

WhyAmUHere 19

Sunday 16 December 2012 4:57

At least rabbit is a relatively commonly consumed meat. If it was your pet rats, then it probably would have been time to sit him down for a talk.

lovesuicide 7

Monday 22 July 2013 18:43

Everyone keeps joking with me saying that my new baby rabbit looks delicious. If someone actually ate Flapjack, I would be scarred. :(

mintyowlgirl 20

Thursday 5 September 2013 6:38

I have a rabbit, and this makes me so sad :(

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