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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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By meesa in big doo do dis time! - 13/06/2017 12:00

Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 17:25 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML

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By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2015 03:31 - United States - New Britain

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

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By Shrimpy - 16/03/2019 20:00

Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML

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By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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SaltedSeaSlug 0

Monday 28 February 2011 0:51

I guess they really aren't your friends, are they?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 28 February 2011 1:02

Whether or not you're heavy doesn't matter-- your friends shouldn't be rude to you! Get some new friends.

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jewels1877 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:27

Well. Don't wear black and white when you go swimming!

ashtonTS 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:48

Dont have a pic that makes it look like you're about to suck a dick. Enough said...

BWill9014 4

Monday 28 February 2011 8:30

Anytime a girl takes a picture with their tongue put I face palm... it makes them look so stupid and unattractive IMO

BWill9014 4

Monday 28 February 2011 8:32

*out

lilmisslovely13 15

Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:10

umm i dont see a tongue. retard

italwaysends 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:43

You know what will make you feel better? Four cakes. Give it a shot.

10_4Franky 0

Monday 28 February 2011 1:51

Now that's funny.

perdix 29

Monday 28 February 2011 2:13

Aw, I'm sorry if it's because you are of mixed race--part black and part white. But if it's because you're fat, YDI! That's what your bathroom scale has been calling you under your feet for years. If only you could peer over your huge belly, you'd have known that your weight was getting cetacean!

TayonaC 10

Monday 28 February 2011 3:34

she is?! aw that's awsome! in part black and white too. well with some Indian but still I barely ever here of people that are half and half where I live. that's cool op :) and u should talk to them about the name calling, it's not right...

chikachikawahwah 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:09

you don't catch on to sarcasm very well, do you?

ashtonTS 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:51

Is it just me, or us Tayona a ******* idiot?,

ashtonTS 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:52

Us it just me, or is Tayona a bit of an idiot?

Mewzakuro240 0

Monday 28 February 2011 10:15

It's not just you.

xoxemily26 3

Monday 28 February 2011 2:20

well are you fat?

ZackAttack20 0

Monday 28 February 2011 2:24

ydi for thinking they were your friends

OCDC 9

Monday 28 February 2011 2:32

Failwhale

TheDrifter 23

Monday 28 February 2011 2:33

I would have thought the protesting sounds from the floor or the rumbling of the earth would have alerted you to your weight issues by now. Sorry about your insensitive friends op.

jbtheone_fml 5

Monday 28 February 2011 2:36

take the hint fatty

sunnysurfchick 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:06

your a real piece if shit to say that to this young person. not just regular shit,your the runny stinky kind!

randomnameflob 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:26

Ironic pic is ironic

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 28 February 2011 2:38

Omfg what pieces of shit!!! I'm sorry OP but those are NOT friends.

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