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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 17:25 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML

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By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2015 03:31 - United States - New Britain

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

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By Shrimpy - 16/03/2019 20:00

Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML

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By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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SaltedSeaSlug 0

Monday 28 February 2011 0:51

I guess they really aren't your friends, are they?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 28 February 2011 1:02

Whether or not you're heavy doesn't matter-- your friends shouldn't be rude to you! Get some new friends.

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tykiej 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:21

Soak 'em with your blowhole!!

ashtonTS 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:55

I feel like this was intentionally dirty...

weirdzebra 4

Monday 28 February 2011 5:21

Some of you guys are cruel. Just because they call OP shamu doesn't mean she has to go to the gym to please anyone. Op needs real friends who would love them for whomever they are. Also OP's fake friends are wimps for saying it behind the back.

randomnameflob 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:28

Real friends insult you to your face

she9909 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:29

got to agree with 19 IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!

2010smhill2010 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:33

wrong, but funny....your going to hell in a handbasket

Croco83 7

Monday 28 February 2011 5:34

Look at it like this: Shamus is a killer whale, and killer whales are sexy. If your "friends" insist on talking shit behind your back, then they should find out what a 'killer' whale is all about. ;-)

Bonta_kun_fml 2

Wednesday 2 March 2011 1:42

Because when they have sex, the kill their mates? Now that's what I call "Peer Pressure"

Bonta_kun_fml 2

Wednesday 2 March 2011 2:49

Lol @ "Shamus". You should be ashamud of stepping out in public, FATTY

34karam06 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:46

Op pay no attention to them, I was always picked on by 'friends' too. I cant tell how old you are but elementary school is very stressful and many students are immature. Popularity gets you nowhere, so just stick to what you do best and dont let them get you down.

dansco 24

Monday 28 February 2011 6:05

Maybe coz you're fat?! Its a bit tight of your friends but go with it and call yourself it, they'll soon get bored ;)

arsims7 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:06

Thats horrible

Silver791 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:11

If it makes you feel better, my friends call me baldo

randomnameflob 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:31

I doubt the OP feels better knowing you have a similar problem, Baldo.

kedaa09 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:26

is there a reason your still calling them friends??

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