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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

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By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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By meesa in big doo do dis time! - 13/06/2017 12:00

Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 17:25 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML

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By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2015 03:31 - United States - New Britain

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

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By Shrimpy - 16/03/2019 20:00

Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML

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By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

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By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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SaltedSeaSlug 0

Monday 28 February 2011 0:51

I guess they really aren't your friends, are they?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 28 February 2011 1:02

Whether or not you're heavy doesn't matter-- your friends shouldn't be rude to you! Get some new friends.

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cknsanwich 0

Monday 28 February 2011 6:45

Well said.

dotty23 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:13

... my friends did that to someone I know...

NaoPudding 8

Monday 28 February 2011 7:14

Time to find some new friends, then.

sephoraprincess 7

Monday 28 February 2011 7:34

be flattered. Shamu is adorable.

ashtonTS 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:44

haha...that's hilarious XD

Jordannn28 0

Monday 28 February 2011 8:10

make some new friends. i am sorry they are assholes):

BWill9014 4

Monday 28 February 2011 8:27

50 I'm pretty sure 19 wasn't being sarcastic so yeah you just made yourself look dumb... anyway lmfao good one

labellavitax28 1

Monday 28 February 2011 10:04

Some "friends".

Amosatron 0

Monday 28 February 2011 10:12

By you only having your body in your picture I'm guessing you can only get boys to talk to you by being as loose as a wizards sleeve?

irockfendergirl 0

Monday 28 February 2011 10:35

86- Wow, do you feel better about yourself now that you've put somebody down? I guess you have nothing better to do with your time.

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