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By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Just me - 09/09/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

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By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 19:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 18:37

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

LucianDeSouza 4

Friday 21 October 2011 18:36

At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

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Bjacobsaint 3

Friday 21 October 2011 23:04

Sounds to me like she goes to work just fine......

icic6772 0

Friday 21 October 2011 23:22

Wait. If she's a prostitute then she's not unemployed

alliecat1876 2

Friday 21 October 2011 23:26

Tough Love????

batfan5683 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:03

Luckyyyy...

guitarplayer546 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:05

Haha first thing I thought of is he is her pimp. Just like Wayne bradey was on the chapelle show

wriptidez 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:16

then tell her ur not going to date anymore

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:16

so I guess you're a pimp??

pottsandpans 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:49

LMAO! oh mannnn i love this fml....sorry for ya tho bro

lizard399 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:51

I'm curious what job she told you she had. Massage therapist? Haha sucks for you but she's a ***** with no morals, move on from your mistakes.

jacquay09 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:10

Yes! Your pic is on point

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Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML

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