By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
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Ikickmidgets 11

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

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LucianDeSouza 4

At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

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akallaan 7

Is she a girl for The Girls of Madam Camae's Filipino Palace... She is just a massage therapist. She'll massage anyone's **** for money. XD

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hannahcorrine 0

Haha clever name

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rayne_313 0

if you now know about it and continue to date her, I'd have to say YDI

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pilotx 0

I'm in love with a hooker

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KiddNYC1O 20

In love like eh, Eh, EH...

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ikickgingers 15

When I read this I starting humming "King of wishful thinking". :/ If her name is Vivian, run fast.

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FYLDeep 25

Better brush up on your pimp-slapping skills.

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zhaoyunus 0

Dump her. I don't think you want aids or stds.

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ellakacyme22 6

Yeah she must have Aids and all the STD. Idiot

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copo37 7

Actually they are now called STIs and I believe the commenter said or, not and. Way to call someone an idiot when you in fact can't read.

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Bobissmall 13

You can called them STI's or STD's where are you getting your info from?

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