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By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Just me - 09/09/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

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By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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Ikickmidgets 11

Friday 21 October 2011 18:37

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

LucianDeSouza 4

Friday 21 October 2011 18:36

At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

Comments

livewire1701 8

Friday 21 October 2011 18:41

Time to get an STD test and a new girlfriend

GraceKathryn97 0

Friday 21 October 2011 18:41

Awe sorry man that really has to suck!

speshlk37 13

Friday 21 October 2011 18:42

Gator's bitches better be usin' jimmies!

OakenPrettyboy 5

Friday 21 October 2011 23:29

Hahahaha made my day man!!!

p71interceptor 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 23:07

Gator needs his gat bitch haha

xSynergY 8

Friday 21 October 2011 18:42

By the words you chose, it sounds like your still with her. Make sure she gives you a cut!

grapes1414 0

Friday 21 October 2011 19:18

Pimp lol

jennyc246 8

Friday 21 October 2011 18:43

all I could think of at the first part was friends with benifits.

Ikickmidgets 11

Friday 21 October 2011 18:45

have your bottom bitch take her out, pimp

ikickgingers 15

Friday 21 October 2011 19:06

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ikickgingers 15

Friday 21 October 2011 21:54

If I see somebody with the name ikickgingermidgets, I might have to swoon.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:34

#108 I might have to create such an alter ego then, just to see you swoon.. But there can be only one kicky

mojojojo91 6

Friday 21 October 2011 18:46

As stated above, you could make a profit from her and find yourself a better girlfriend who actually respects you and herself.

xSynergY 8

Friday 21 October 2011 18:59

I don't think that "a better girlfriend" would appreciate a guy who's profiting off his previous ***** ex lol!

mojojojo91 6

Friday 21 October 2011 19:17

Well obviously, I was just saying that for the sake of joke. Seriously OP, there's need to waste your time with her because she apparently thinks you're not worth hers.