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By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 18:37

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

LucianDeSouza 4

Friday 21 October 2011 18:36

At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 21 October 2011 19:56

She's going to this dude because he ***** her like you never could, the money is just gravy.

meikola 6

Friday 21 October 2011 19:57

U must have been dating my friend.

_moden_ 6

Friday 21 October 2011 22:56

He must have been dating my *****.

jobsman99 0

Friday 21 October 2011 20:06

Get a good ******** or two from her then do anal then get tested then dump her ass.

Ricky23J 0

Friday 21 October 2011 20:15

Go **** her sister

KitGrey 4

Friday 21 October 2011 20:17

Well there's **** all else to do in Cornwall.

TalkinSmack 6

Friday 21 October 2011 20:24

I'm pretty sure ur dating a prostitute too

Kookoohead 0

Friday 21 October 2011 20:24

Dump that girl.. Look for a new one.. She deserves nothing..

perdix 29

Friday 21 October 2011 20:32

The good news is you are getting professional-grade sexual services for "free." She's paying her share of rent, groceries, utilities, etc., right? Uh-oh...