By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 395
You deserved it 4 397

Same thing different taste

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Ikickmidgets 11

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

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tigergirl_100 0

I'm sorry did u say dating as in still dating Dude u most me stupid or ugly. Get a backbone

Good news, bad news GOOD NEWS: She's experienced and can do all the things you like BAD NEWS: She's experienced and can give you all the diseases you dislike GOOD NEWS: You're getting the services of a professional for free BAD NEWS: You're getting the "sloppy second" services of a professional for free GOOD NEWS: She's most likely a "three input" lover BAD NEWS: She's most likely a "three input at the same time" lover and you ain't number 1, 2 OR 3 GOOD NEWS: She probably likes to travel by train BAD NEWS: She probably likes to pull a train I could go on and on, but...you get the idea...kick her to the curb

hey guys! lets play "get your cheating bitch of a girlfriend arrested!"

bubo_fml 10

You're both gainfully employed...She's a Ho & you're a pudding mixer!

rae_munchkin 6

Are you sure you aren't a "client" as well.

hey, I hear prostitution is a great paying job right now.

Fortunately OP lives in the UK, where prostitution is, for the most part, legal. (Pimping, brothels, and streetwalking aren't; neither is kerb-crawling.) I don't think there's anything wrong with being--or dating--a prostitute, but you had better have a good long discussion with her about just what her safer-sex practices are with her client(s), and how she's going to separate her professional life (this other guy, maybe more) from her romantic life (you). The only way to do this, if you're going to do it, is to get everything out in the open and on the table. I think I'd be mildly annoyed that she didn't tell me before, but I can understand that she's embarrassed. Good luck, OP.

Never works, and i know this for a fact.

pulore 3

Well if u plan on staying with the **** at least get ur cut at the end of the night. Oh and as said previously, do go and get ur dick checked if u want to continue having one.