Intimacy: Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When... - FML

By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML

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By Julie - 23/11/2011 05:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

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By madseason - 07/05/2012 00:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 07:40 - United States

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Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML

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By whoops - 15/08/2016 04:07 - United States - Huntingdon

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Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML

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By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Spicy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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Great gift idea!

By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 08:02 - New Zealand

Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML

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Jaywin 3

Friday 1 May 2009 16:11

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

Shihaby 0

Friday 1 May 2009 16:13

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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Vanity7Sins 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:19

That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard - she had relations with another person - that's CHEATING!!! She's a complete MORON.

mc1592 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 5:22

shes a *****

bukit998 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:20

lol aii at least you she got some rofl jk

lutzluv124 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:41

Dump the ****! women can't have sex without getting wet, just like men can't have sex without a hard-on. YOu devoted 5 years of your life to this chick and she cheats on you in return. She's a BITCH, get rid of the *****

valmont_fml 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 2:45

That's definitely not true. Especially if it's with another woman. Women don't have to be wet, it just makes some things easier.

lushy 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:36

what a sluttttttttttttttttt no respect she deserves death

c12346 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:45

harsh. she betrayed you. she is not worth it.

youre_all_idiots 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:37

hehe, while i was reading this i was listening to "please dont tell her i have a girlfriend" by reel big fish. i'm sorry. she's a stupid-ass ****

Inferblue08 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:29

wow dude im so sorry i feel for you, **** that bitch

apfunction 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 7:33

so backhand her and say "it wasn't an open fist, so I didn't hit you".

SpyderMonkee 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:51

So when I washed my hands a second ago I was cheating? But seriously, dump her. She's an idiot.

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