By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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mtorres8789 0

omgsmooth come back was he a blonde lol dump her

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yabrett 0

i agree with pretty much what everyone is saying, with a couple exceptions...you should 100% break up because she cheated on you, hands down.. the thing i disagree with other people is saying u wasted 5 years of your life, i dont think u "wasted" it, it may have been "fake" but she cheated on you and YOU WILL learn from that mistake so youll be able to tell if the next person or not will eventually cheat on you down the road this is a REALLY cheesy quote but i've always liked it, whether or not you're Christian, im sure you can still agree with its theme: God wants us to meet a few wrong people in our life so that when we finally meet that "right" person, you'll know its them. this bitch was the hump in your life, floor it, catch some air and fly high enough so that someone worth noticing will see you

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Patchesdm 0

dude. shes not worth it. you could even do what this guy did. http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=ojfncllgl6wcs0uwpk5tav9tlmmf

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headbuster310 0

wow, what a ho. Key her car!!

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brittbrittT 0

well she has a good point there.

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stepheff 0

hahaha. that sucks.

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beepmeep 0

**** that! Cheating is never okay under any circumstances. She's an idiot for basically betraying someone she was involved with for 5 years. Wet or not, she should have even been in that situation.

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beepmeep 0

Oops. Re-do that last comment aha. I meant to say: **** that! Cheating is never okay under any circumstances. She's an idiot for basically betraying someone she was involved with for 5 years. Wet or not, she SHOULDN'T have even been in that situation.

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Benis 0

lol owned... i guess i cant say anything, at least you're getting some.

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Sugoi48 0

Wow. She sure has high standards! (Sarcastic eye-roll)

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