By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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deannamarie12 0

Lol, that's so wrong..

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vickiejiang1990 0

what a self centered bitch... so um.., if I wear a condom to have sex, I must be a virgin still cuz I didn't actually touch your vjj

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crf450 1

its not gay if u dnt cum?? bs man know ur worth dump her

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omgorel 7

It still is cheating well she's a dumb bitch u can do much better than she can

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RaynbowRebel 2

That's messed up, there are so many people who cheat now a days it's pretty sad.

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gilmorefan 17

If she is really that dumb you dont need her, if she thinks you are that dumb you still dont need her.

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awesumous 16

One day that girl is going to be in a trial and say "I didn't use a gun, so it's not REALLY murdering. Bc the logic behind the 2 excuses are the same... there is NONE!!!

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