By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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Phallus_fml 0

At least she's not leaving you and still with you. Sorry though.

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Steph1234_fml 0

awman...thats messed up.

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gabyluvsraymond 0

hahaha ah thatys too funny i like that bitch., well shes a bitch but she made me laugh what can i say haha fuckn *****

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justcantlivealie 0

dump her don't even think about it the point is she cheated doesn't matter how she did it

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lamisscrown 0

haha that sounds like my bff laurissa *no ***** im not bi or lez

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rawrwolf 0

Wow, what a biiiiitch, dump her please. D:

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Nice_Dreams 0

I sure that she has not cheated on you a lot! by the way do you know how much she charges? if not I will let know! NOTHING, haha not only is she a **** but she is a cheap one as well. Oh, and I bet you have not had sex with her! that would just make my day!!!

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EvyMarie 0

****! Forget about her! She acts like it was no big thing.

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deathtothepixie 0

"i had a penis in my ******, but i didn't cheat because i wasn't wet" get her back.

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