By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

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Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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Jaywin 3

Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.

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Shihaby 0

That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."

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AlexanndraaD 0

Um that makes no sense of what she said....? :S

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a1mostevi1 0

have her friend blow you and tell her you didn't cum so it "technically" wasn't cheating

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ilufyoo 0

Haha i agree with # 17 go for the sister and i like #29,66, and#109 sounds good too omg so fucken leave her and you should of been like ... " O i sort of cheated on you too but never got the chance to tell you" mUAHAHA karma will come tho but sorry you wasted 5 years of your life

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Mnemo_fml 0

wtf? her excuse doesn't even make sense.

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jkcmutch 0

amazing how girls try to justify cheating. i know how ya feel buddy, i went through that too. leave the bitch, another girl who hopefully isn't a cheating ***** will come along.

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pearldrum1 0

That is a good way for a bitch to get cut.

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SilenceOfTheLamb 0

felt sorry for you mate, she'll get cheated soon..

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classicsuck010 0

Welp at least she's got the rules down.

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ihaterainydays 0

what a bitch!

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ShortyBBangin 0

WOW. At least you know now before you catch something! & what goes around comes around.

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