By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 00:36 - Australia

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Today, I found out my girlfriend only gets aroused after watching Jersey Shore and will only have sex immediately after an episode. I think the worst part is, I'll take what I can get. FML
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omG_G00 0

lmfao, # 1. I refuse to believe you actually wrote that.

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YourWetDream 0

Maybe you should donate your time into looking more like the sleezbags on Jersey Shore...Just a thought :P

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hognurse 0

you are sexy!! I'm new to this.. how do I talk to u in private?

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jellyfish_735 0

I think some has to GTL :)

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babygirldhayes 0

UR GURLFRIEND IS A STUPID ISIOTIC NIMROD AND A LESBIAN THAT'S NASTY AND YOU SHOULD DUMP HER AND GET 1 STRAIGHT ur desperate if u take that crap -----------------------------------------------

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BahahahLOL 0

When's your birthday? I would like to fix that caps lock of yours and get you a big ol' dictionary.

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Arsonnist 3

Christmas is coming up.

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Quest_ 13

FYL for being an uncreative lover who can't use this new found knowledge to add some spice to your life in the boudoir! Why not try some Jersey Shore roleplay? Or alternatively you could just GTL till you're FTD and she's DTF. If not, you better join the IFF.

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ShadyFTW1 0

Quest, you are so cute it's unfair.

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BahahahLOL 0

Are we role-playing tonight Hun?

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Illyssa_fml 4

Oh yeaaa! Get it in yeaaaa!

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JGood09 0

Ohhh Yeaah you aint gettin any Yeaahhh!!!

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chloec16 0

she must have a secret attraction to snooki. that's hawt right there :/

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