By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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bettyc4 26

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

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K_kanaka 26

Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Who you callin' cootie queen, you lint licker!

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magicdragon5 2

What the hell does that have to do with this, you irrelevant comment poster!

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The_Hitdude 12

It was a meme. Yeah, bet you feel stupid now.

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platypus546 24

Who brushes dogs teeth? Just give them a bone. That's how you clean dogs teeth.

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The_Hitdude 12

But in all seriousness, there is a bone made specifically for dogs that cleans their teeth. Can't remember the name for the life of me, though.

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wlddog 14

Yeah.... It's called an uncooked bone. The green thing they sell is garbage. Any bone will do. As long as it takes a while for them to chew it up. They make bank because most pet owners are too dumb to understand nature has been running on its own forever. Just because it's a pet it doesn't mean nature doesn't work anymore.

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GoW_Chick 14

Except chicken bones, they splinter when a dog chews them and can cause internal bleeding.

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tdawg4200 0

Only when the bones have been cooked. Uncooked chicken bones are fine.

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HonestTruth 5

And you did not notice the brown specs on the toothbrush?

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kimmi41509 10

It didn't smell funny right as you put it into your mouth every day? Damn, that is gross. FYL indeed.

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swimmersrok 0

So that explains why every one thought you had bad breath!

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ocie14 9

Aren't you supposed to switch toothbrushes like every month? Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Osito2011 9

Yeah I don't think he mistaken it for yours..it probably was on purpose...well at least you brushed lol

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