By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
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bettyc4 26

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

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K_kanaka 26

Dirty mouth? Clean it with, Orbit.

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Devin91 20

That's nasty, get him back.

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LightlyFalling 1

I don't see how the dog could have gotten to cat poop if cats poop in litter boxes.. Unless they have a cat

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pattipan 7

Dogs are able to sniff out buried cat poop, dig it up and scarf it down. My best friend's dog is impossible to walk. The whole walk is spent with this thing straining his leash in his zeal to get to the neighbors' flower beds, dig up the cat shit and eat it. To some dogs cat shit is like caviar and they will do anything to get their mouths on it.

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astronobob 0

Toxoplasmosis, hooray!

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thatonetroll 0

Your breath smells like shit. Zing!

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GypsyRover 0

Ur breath is so bad ppl look forward to ur farts. Lol

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jbsington 8

Am I the only one surprised by the fact that his dog has a toothbrush?

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pattipan 7

These days there are a ton of dog products. You can get dog toothbrushes and toothpaste in most pet stores. One of my neighbors bought a doggy stroller online. She puts the dog in the stroller and walks it like it's a baby. The purpose of walking a dog is so that it will get exercise and also walking a dog, particularly after meals, induces it to take a shit so this dolt is completely missing the point of walking a dog. How can he exercise and launch his crap if he's riding in a stroller? Now all that can happen is her dog gets fat and ***** and pisses in the stroller.

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