By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26

All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.

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ReesesPuffs 0

Chop his dick off with an axe.

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chelseaaababyyy 17

thats what i did ! .. i mean *would* do, thats what i would do..

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ikickgingers 15

You ladies scare me. This is not easy.

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KiddNYC1O 20

My ******* dick cringed after reading that LOL.

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flockz 19

next time i have an unecessary boner, remind me that people out there are willing to mutilate my rod with an axe. damn people you scary.

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XxDeadlyAngelxX 0

Well, you could always cut it off with an axe then throw it down a garbage disposal. :)

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ReesesPuffs 0

Chop his dick off with an axe.

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saIty 17

It's sad when people you know become people you knew.

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Alex94xela 0

WOW op's husband is an asshole. Good thing this happened she will probably get more stuff from the divorce since she has proof of him cheating.

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ajjucool 0

wow.. we got another chuck norris.. married and cheating on wife with a girl friend.. and cheating on girl friend with yet anitger girl friend who is pregnant.. i bet he goes around saying he is single!

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12chris 0

So your husband is having a kid with the woman that is cheating on the woman that he is cheating on you with? Rough

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MaddyHatter 8

Man, you should have a lifetime TV series.

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JadeWalker 14

abortion before its to late. or better yet keep it, and take his money

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