By brokeandalone - 21/11/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 390
You deserved it 4 021

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mr40Hands 5

Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...

That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL

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This is...depressing. It's like your whole family is a lie. |the kid|

Lol yeah maybe the boss has a hot sister

kittea86 0

Looks like it's time you paid more attention to your home life fyl

aceangel6 4

=I woah some people can afford it all when I can`t even afford my college apps. =D well she`s having an affair with the boss no wonder she can afford all those pricy things. Although in the end the truth got out.

perdix 29

If your wife is any good at ******* your boss, she ought to be able to get you a hefty raise. At that point, you'll be breaking even, so then there's no more problem, right?

All I get for straight A's...nothing. My parents expect it of me, and that's how it should be.