By brokeandalone - 21/11/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Mr40Hands 5

Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...

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sufferinurjocks 3

That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL

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TheNewGuy03 28

This is...depressing. It's like your whole family is a lie. |the kid|

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toricakes 7

Lol yeah maybe the boss has a hot sister

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kittea86 0

how does he deserve this??

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IBMoondance23 0

Looks like it's time you paid more attention to your home life fyl

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aceangel6 4

=I woah some people can afford it all when I can`t even afford my college apps. =D well she`s having an affair with the boss no wonder she can afford all those pricy things. Although in the end the truth got out.

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perdix 29

If your wife is any good at ******* your boss, she ought to be able to get you a hefty raise. At that point, you'll be breaking even, so then there's no more problem, right?

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ThatsSOBforshort 2

All I get for straight A's...nothing. My parents expect it of me, and that's how it should be.

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