By brokeandalone - 21/11/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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Mr40Hands 5

Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...

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sufferinurjocks 3

That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

I'm really sorry... Hope it all ends well pal.

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ellakacyme22 6

If your on child can plan with her mum to make a fool of you,then am pretty sure both of them might also have the hart to kill you

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tiggerbaxon 2

That totally sucks...**** ur daughter,I would never do that to my parents and **** ur wife....if my mum done that I would never speak to her again

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Shouldnt you know if your daughters getting straight A's? And why the hell would a haircut end up costing $300 for?

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rcloca 10

No clue. Must have been a pretty damn good haircut!

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toyoufromapril 4

If they got coloring or such done go it, it could be that much. Other than that I have noooo idea

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sk8erd 15

Well im pretty sure your gonna divorce your wife now. but if that doesn't happen then.. ask for a raise. or ask to **** his hot secretary (actually no just do it)N as for your daughter? Idk im barely 18 so I wouldn't know any good child punishments lol

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VixSparda 5

ow.....sorry about that i hope it works out

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Epic_Times 10

FYL indeed OP, your daughter is a manipulative bitch and your wife is a gold digging cheating bitch. Kick your wife out but try to make things right with your daughter. Also get a lawyer and make your boss pay.

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NippsSlipps 10

If i was you i would throw your daughters iphone 4s in some water, have a dog shit in her $500 shoes and put tons of gum in her new professional hair cut. That's just for your daughter, can't believe she'd choose material possesions over telling her own father of her cheating mother. Now for the wife, divorce that bitc* and hopefully you start a new life without either one of them, or try to repair your relationship with your daughter. As for the boss, leave a shit on his desk. But thats what i would do.

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Quasar55_fml 18

Why waste her expensive stuff when he can sell it and keep get part of the money back ... That's what I would do. Before kicking both the bitches out of my house.

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Jirekianu2 19

Man, not only do you find out your wife is a cheating ***** but that your daughter is a lying **** with no integrity.

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awagh666 14

^you're so right. Kick those ****** out, OP

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xXNickiiBabyXx 11

wowww thats soo stupid...i feel so bad for you man ....i hate bitches...holy shit and 500 for shoes...wow wtf -.-

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