By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 267 589
You deserved it 28 624

Same thing different taste

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KPACOTKA 0

YOUR LIFE DOES SUCK.... BUT NOT FOR LONG

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voice_of_reason 0

#47 - you don't. You really don't. And especially not in those words for ****'s sake. Balls deep in a hottie?

If your BP is that bad it sounds like you are just unhealthy, try putting down the burger and picking up something green.

Do it anyways, youve got insurance right?

brodizzle 0

#51, I think #47 is right actually. Balls deep in a hottie is the way I wanna go. OP, just take meds for a bit, stop eating salt altogether, and ignore your doctor. A honeymoon is (often) a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Same with a heart attack! Don't miss out on one just cause you're risking the other. The odds are in your favor.

voice_of_reason 0

#54 - he said MEN, brodizzle. Your opinion doesn't count... But I still agree that he should do it. :)

elemenopyqrstuv 0

That sucks. Cut the salt and exercise—just be careful! Maybe get an ambulatory blood pressure monitor/manual monitor to keep tabs on yourself? The manual monitors sell for about $30. Good luck.

FreedomFirst 0

Now you, I actually feel sorry for. That sucks. If it makes you feel any better, my husband was so sick at our wedding that we couldn't do anything that night either. He'd been sick for a while and I'd been bugging him to go to the doc. He's phobic of hospitals and refused. We got married on Saturday. After a weekend of excruciating pain he went to the doc on Monday. They sent him straight to the ER with a collapsed artery. He had a stint put in at 24 years old. I'm just glad he didn't die before we even got to be married.

with a bit of a medical background on my side im going to call bull shit on this one. sex=moderate exercise which is highly recommended for a person with high blood pressure. the only exception would be if u were say booked for a triple bypass in a month

Haha what medical background do you have? Watching Grey's Anatomy every week? He could have a stroke, and die. I'm an actual nurse and I think that he should probably listen to his doctor. They don't usually tell you to to something because they think it's funny to screw over your day